so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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