this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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