i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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