so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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