So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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