Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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