well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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