How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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