she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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