Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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