is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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