everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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