return my video game
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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