Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
