I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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