I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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