We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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