her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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