Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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