would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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