I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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