well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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