I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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