YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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