Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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