I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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