She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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