And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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