I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Randomize
