Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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