shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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