it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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