Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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