Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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