The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
