They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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