Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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