He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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