Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have aggressive nipples.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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