What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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