Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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