im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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