Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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