some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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