Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just pee around me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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