and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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