You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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