Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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