You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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