doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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