ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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