I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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