When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm passing your future prison.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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