i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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