do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Your cock deserves a montage
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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