I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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