No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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